SFist: Park Chalet to Host What Will Be a Depressing Cougar Singles Bash

sagitta100

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:40:55 -0800

In the spirit of sexual equality, the Park Chalet needs to follow up with a party where older men get to prey on younger women. Otherwise, the whole thing might be construed as sexist.

dolemite43

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:29:09 -0800

"LOVE Wiig. love, love, love." Yeah! I think she's brilliant and beautiful. I just rented semi-pro and I didn't laugh at all except during her brief moment on screen. It's time for her to get more face time outside SNL (which won't be a problem). Time to go on a balloon ride now.

suckafree

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:38:16 -0800

here's that bad movie: http://www.cougarclubthemovie.com/

bluecanary

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:31:48 -0800

What katerose said. Besides, as someone else pointed out, women at 35 are far too involved with their careers to worry about being a mommy to some wet behind the ears man child.

katerose26

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:07:55 -0800

Being 35 and single makes you a cougar?? Shit, no one told me. According to that logic, I have only 5 years to find a husband and pop out a bunch of brats or I run the risk of chasing younger men the rest of my life because a woman is totally used up and should be thrown away after 35, right? Give me a fucking break. Shit like this makes my ovaries hurt.

DJTennessee

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:16:01 -0800

Mom: SEYMOUR! Are you looking at older ladies??? Seymour: No, Mother... Mom: Sissy! Agnes Skinner'd

RobInSF

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:51:11 -0800

I hate to sound so biased, being a 36 male and all but when I was 25 I couldn't keep an erection for 2+ hours. I wonder how many of these "cougars" have had their heads filled with dreams of being "Sex & The City" stand ins. Tight abs and premature ejaculation are such a poor combination. Enjoy embarrassing some poor, hapless boy and looking like an idiot in the process.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:23:11 -0800

Wow, the whippersnappers around these parts seem to forget that 40 is like the new 30! Seriously, Cougarbeing commences at the age of 40, 35 is too young. Any woman worthy of the title "cougar" is way too busy building her own personal empire at the age of 35 to be chasing after scrawny hipster males fleeing on their track bikes. By the time she hits 40, however, she's prolly acquired enough power and American dollars to step off a bit. This, combined with the winding down of her biological clock and the wall of mortality that, from what I hear, people hit around the age of 39, results in a cougar, desperate for the kill! Seriously, Anne Bancroft may have been a hagard looking 36 when she played the original cougar, Mrs. Robinson, but the character had to be at least 40. Elaine Robinson, her daughter, was a 21 -22 year old senior at Cal. Were Mrs. Robinson only 36, she'd have been like 15 when she pooped Elaine out - unlikely.

mariconsoy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:17:23 -0800

Is Sophia Loren still available?

auweia1

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:18:04 -0800

"After a recent discussion about sex with those in the coveted 18-to-25-year-old age bracket,SFist asked hahaha you only have 6 years to live...better enjoy it!

suckafree

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:00:56 -0800

wasn't this a bad movie?

BeejW

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:54:14 -0800

Commenters: what's a "cougar" corollary for guys who date younger girls Brian Patch

mushmouth

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:53:17 -0800

Commenters: what's a "cougar" corollary for guys who date younger girls a lecher or a Humbert

BeejW

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:42:19 -0800

Commenters: what's a "cougar" corollary for guys who date younger girls I think the word you're looking for is "guy"...

generati

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:41:19 -0800

Older guy with younger guy = chicken hawk.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:27:18 -0800

LOVE Wiig. love, love, love. stalk-her-at-night-and-go-through-her-trash-bins love.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:24:40 -0800

why, i just turned 21, SFNYgirl. who knew zimas were so tasty? re 35, we asked readers recently at what ages does a woman, for lack of a better word, turn. here's what was said: http://sfist.com/2007/12/07/ask_sfist_couga.php

dolemite43

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:24:11 -0800

Oh, but I do love this skit, well, I just love Wiig http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=07756f4a-81cb-4d12-80d3-a98ab48ba4cf

dolemite43

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:21:42 -0800

pumas > cougars

SFNYgirl

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:16:58 -0800

Park Chalet: time to hire a new event and PR team. Katy G: you totally made my afternoon. Brock: just how young are you that you think 35 is "geriatric"? Please tell me you're joking! Commenters: what's a "cougar" corollary for guys who date younger girls (something besides "immature" or "lucky" or "coot")?

generati

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:06:18 -0800

Bears, pigs, otters, beaver, and now... cougars. Anthropomorphise much?

manys

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:49:19 -0800

cougar pride.

Generic

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:39:46 -0800

Prey should absolutely get in free.

wsanders

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:34:12 -0800

They actually use the word "COUGARS" in the announcement. How humilating. I always thought the term wasn't brought into play until there was some Joan Crawfordistic aspect present. Oh well, maybe it's not me, just the dating scene has gotten small.

mushmouth

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:29:52 -0800

shouldn't the "prey" get in for free?

Greg

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:17:08 -0800

I think jillian's may be a better location.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/gdewar/351243898/ btw, the "tags" you picked for this entry are hilarious.

icbalaam

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:13:08 -0800

These kinds of events make me wish I were straight (not really, but kind of.)

periqueblend

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:57:01 -0800

I think it sounds delightful. There are things that you get better at with age. Plus its nice to meet women who know what they want. the only downside is of course that a certain kind of cougar won't necessarily need to graze in these meadows (if I may butcher a couple of metaphors).

andyc

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:55:46 -0800

pam moore is saucy enough but what of darya folsom???!! easily the milfiest of the kron crew

OrangeDrink

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:02:20 -0800

Especially when you can't spell because you are an idiotic screw driver.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:01:51 -0800

SFJoe, all lady's love a screwdriver, if you catch my drift.

kimmie kim kim

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:59:36 -0800

thank god you changed that picture. the first one was so frightening...

KatyG

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:57:35 -0800

I am so there, but I'll only consider you if you are younger than my favorite bra.

SFJoe

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:51:31 -0800

You better bring some game. These ladies have had much better than you so you might not 'measure up'.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:46:55 -0800

DAMN! I'm gonna get so mustily laid!