SFist: Carlos Sousa Jr.'s, Tatiana the Tiger's Autopsies Revealed

RationalGal

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:07:35 -0800

I wonder how many zoo patrons have had a toke and a shot or two before going to the zoo on any given day, much less Christmas Eve.

elephanza

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:14:00 -0800

Ever hear of the Darwin Awards??? Sounds like this kid was such a stupid ass that the world will undoubtedly be better without him. I can't say the same thing about the Tatiana however.

icbalaam

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:32:11 -0800

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

mariconsoy

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:01:32 -0800

Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright, In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare seize the fire? -- William Blake

rroseselavy

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:19:22 -0800

Thank you, Generic, and Les Paul and Mary Ford.

Generic

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:03:37 -0800

Hold that tiger! Where's that tiger?

travin

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:03:12 -0800

Recently I was reading an article about tigers and their behavior in the various reserves in asia. The text very clearly pointed out that tigers, for reasons unknown, are well known to have very short tempers, often attacking and/or killing, inebriated humans.

mattymatt

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:53:58 -0800

I was thinking the same thing! Hell of a marksman.

SFJoe

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:37:43 -0800

Cop got a bullet through her forehead with (presumably) a handgun. Not a bad shot.

RinconHillSF

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:34:57 -0800

I'm afraid the Zoo/City/whomever is still on the hook because of the fence height being 4 feet lower than folks perceived for 50 years or whatever. Oy. On to snarky comments, will the TSA folks start checking people and making us throw away our drinks if we want to enter the Zoo going forward? hmmm...

Jimbrowski

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:09:37 -0800

Somehow I made it though highschool, drinking and smoking weed, and right by the SF zoo, without getting mauled by a tiger.