
We know: you're stuck at work and want to go home. Get this weekend started. Or are already dreading the melancholia you'll feel come Monday night knowing that the three-day weekend is over.
Relax. Here's a brief list of things to do that don't involve you going out of town (because, really, the City is at its best during three-say weekends; everyone leaves): Carnaval (Mission; fiesta, forever), Opera in the Park (Dolores Park; arias, et al.), Capsule Design Festival (Hayes Valley; design street fair), Artist In Residence Program at SF Recycling & Disposal (SF Dump; art, garbage), Masturbate-a-thon (Center for Sex & Culture; massive circle jerk, basically), Authentic Memorial Day Parade (Presidio Park; former soldiers, "freedom").
For more details on the aforementioned merriment, or to find out what else is going on, check out 71Miles for events happening in and around the Bay Area.
Know of something going on? Well then, lets us know in the comments section, OK? OK.



Decoy - a multi-media art exhibition - opens tonight (Friday, May 23) from 7pm - 11pm
The show features work by by Patrick Blaeser, Robert Burden, Ross Campbell, Diane Derr, Robert Jackson Harrington, Claire Jackel, Whitney Lynn, Jana Rumberger and Brian Stinemetz.
The Teaset and other musical guests will play a set around 8:30.
The exhibition is FREE and open to the public.
LoBot Gallery
1800 Campbell St., Oakland, CA
for more info go to www.lobotgallery.com
Opera in the park links to 2007
Annie Leibovitz's final weekend at the Legion of Honor.
Just kicking back and showing down on a nice hot dog.
watch the red sox beat the a's
Watch Barry Zito continue with his historic quest (on TV, not at AT&T Park).
Holy cow, I was wrong. Barry finally won. I guess I should buy a lotto ticket stat.
ok ... so i might've phrased it differently ....