The Unkindest Cut of All

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By Eyleen Tavy

It's not like we're short (ha! You'll see why that's funny in a minute) on Bay to Breakers coverage -- in fact, we've spent most of the last few days hunched over our laptops comparing various runners' physiques to our own. Shut up. it is SO a competition. Anyway, as we were looking over one of our favorite photosets at SF Mike's, it struck us: where are all the uncut guys?

Come on, this is the Bay Area, where a fairly light-hearted sex column on SFGate ends up with almost 500 comments debating the merits of a little off the sides, nothing off the top.

So you tell us, dear readers, did you see any runners sporting turtlenecks of the fleshy kind? Comments appreciated, links to pictures and we'll bake you a cake.

And before you start getting all "SFist, why must you be SO GAY" take a look at the byline -- this SFist is a red blooded, heterosexual, American female. You know what? We like cocks, too!

Altered image credit: the mess/Flickr

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oh dear. my roommates are not going to be pleased about this one. or will they?

The naked red boobs-n-cooch from yesterday more than offset the pro-cock bias of this post.

No pics, but we did see one fellow who had a huge uncut willy. We were all kind of stunned - sucker was Tommy Lee class, at least.

Dan, I promised cake for links, but that visual just might merit the last Oreo from my 100 cal pack....

I'm kind of loving that this is a post. That's all I have to say.

@ SFist_Dan,

I will thank you not to comment on your editor on the site. Consider this a warning.

SFJoe, my hero! I'm making a Betty Crocker run tonight, just for you.

Thanks Eyleen. It was tough looking at all those naked people, but I managed. As an afterhought, having looked at almost every naked person in the B2B this year, I think that the naked crowd was both better-looking and more well-hung than in years past. This is a trend that bares watching. Sorry.

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