May 14, 2008
Make-Me-Governor Tour: More Green Nonsense

When he's not gracing photo exhibits at Valencia Street art gallery parties with Todd Oldam and John Waters (the latter, we hear, now lives in Nob Hill now. Who knew?) with his stellar bone structure, he's off in D.C. lecturing East Coasters about (alleged) global warming. According to his schedule:
2:00 PM (EST)
Mayor Newsom to testify before the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming hearing: "Building Green, Saving Green: Constructing Sustainable and Energy-Efficient Buildings."
2358A Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC
We miss you, Gavin. Come back.


I'm sure you've seen this.
I love how he goes around touting his green status, when as the Bay Guardian so kindly points out, most other big city mayors are kicking his pampered ass in the green sweepstakes.
I can't imagine that the unfortunate Gruesome creature is in any way qualified to testify on green building of any kind. Undoubtedly he'll sit there and tell Congress that he's all for painting buildings green as it's good feng shui or some similar nonsense completely unrelated to sustainability. Whose idea was this to send him to DC? Madame Bumblebee's?
There is something so empty and missing from this man. When one watches him reading from index cards prepared by one of his operatives it is downright creepy. It's like he doesn't have a soul. No wonder he has a multitude of addiction problems, it is one of the hallmarks of someone with a severe personality disorder. Absolutely not qualified to be Mayor, let alone Governor. He is more republican than Arnold, at least Arnold married a democrat, not a member of the American Independent Party or decline to state or Republican, all those little boxes are so confusing for someone with the capacity of Ms. Siebel. She should have let Phil take care of this for her, that's what Gav pays him for.
*cough*overstatement*cough*