Quote of the Day: Skull Smoking Teens

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As always, Texans = fucking frightening. How so? Because of this:

According to documents filed in the case, [Matt] Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Thanks, Frances Reade, for sending this our way.

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Sounds like they could be part of the Skull & Bones crewe! They will go to Yale, masturbate together, and eventually rule the entire PLANET!

AWESOME!

Alas poor Yorick, he got us hella high.

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wow...Matt Gonzalez just saw his google ranking trashed by, um, pot smoking crypt defilers!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

o hai!

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Stupid teens. Pot? It's called the CRYSTAL skull, you idiots.

Oof. Right when I'm about to go spend two weeks in Texas visiting my family.

That's right, y'all. I'm from Texas!! I don't think I'm scary, though.

Before you go hating on Texans, consider the scary-ass home-grown rednecks we've got here. (Absolutely make sure you click through the photos, especially to #2):

http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_9196435

the scary texans are certainly the ones from eastern piney woods regions such as the humble area in houston. trust me, i'm from there. if you like pot jokes though, austinist does a swell job making light of the situation:
http://austinist.com/2008/05/09/necrochilliacs.php

That's some great writing there on the Austinist. Pulitzers all around.

austinist is all kinds of fantastic.

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