SFist: SF Gate Hacked This Morning In More Ways Than One

periqueblend

Wed, 07 May 2008 13:35:56 -0800

agree with almost all of the above, but he gets some wonderful turns of phrases off, and is humorous in a way that Debbie Saunders just isn't. " like two dump trucks mating in a hailstorm" http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/12/07/notes120707.DTL

OrangeDrink

Wed, 07 May 2008 13:33:03 -0800

Aw dj didja have to tell? You'll reduce me to looking for women on the internet via arbitrary emails regaling their big white meteors.

miumiu

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:59:11 -0800

put the pipe down mark.

DJTennessee

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:45:00 -0800

@ OrangeDrink "You can't call yourself an erectile dysfunction sufferer until you hear her moan "mmorford!!!" fixed!

sissa

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:40:14 -0800

At least we got a break from his ridiculous run-on sentences.

aj

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:30:39 -0800

Nice link, Generic, I thought I remembered that one from the days of The Morning Fix. but really, aren't we all hacks?

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:24:35 -0800

Oh wait. Intentional? Ptsch! Morford needs to be rounded up.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:23:02 -0800

Mark Morford is a knee jerk hack whose ridiculous, self righteous ramblings accurately capture the never questioned, pseudo-liberal values that people claim to live by in our little town on the edge of the world. I congratulate whomever hacked the online version of his stupid yet annoying column. Huzzah!

mattymatt

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:19:09 -0800

Ah. So, basically, he's discovered what Spamusement started doing in 2004 (http://www.spamusement.com/), what another site's been doing since 2003 (http://spam-poetry.com/) and what Satire Wire was doing in 2001 (http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/01free_runner.shtml). ...Except, not interesting this time.

DJTennessee

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:18:51 -0800

Strangely, this the most coherent and insightful material Morford has ever written.

wsanders

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:14:57 -0800

To paraphrase one of my old spams, Morford is being "a greatly more preponderant cock than national" today.

Angrybat

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:10:43 -0800

Oh fuck. Really? This is really a column that he's going to put his name on and get approved by some editor and then they're going to print it in a major metropolitan daily? Really? He is much, much worse than I thought. God.

sissa

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:59:32 -0800

Yeah, I wish I could get paid to cut and paste from my spam.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:34:07 -0800

it's--sigh--intentional. ...and don't forget to tip your waitress.

mattymatt

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:32:28 -0800

Wait, is this really a security breach? Or is it intentional, something he actually intended to post? I don't know which possibility is a worse reflection on the Chron.

scorched

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:24:12 -0800

given that it's still up there, and topping the most-read articles list, I have to presume it's really his column! :D

OrangeDrink

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:43:21 -0800

You can't call yourself a great lover until you hear her moan "mmorford!!!"

Generic

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:42:51 -0800

Yeah, really. How is this different from every single other Morford column? I didn't even blink.

Angrybat

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:42:46 -0800

That's funny. It's indistinguishable from any regular Morford column.

KatyG

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:32:04 -0800

Finally, something worth reading at the Gate!

DC1974

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:25:41 -0800

Hack Gets Hacked? Or is it more hacky humor from SFGate's number 1 hackster? More at 11.

aj

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:22:44 -0800

I thought that really was his column, as in, an ironic repurposing of spam headlines for some hitherto unknown purpose.