May 6, 2008
Santa Rosa Man Assaults Camel On A Dare
Seriously, people, stop taunting
animals. We don't care if you baste, broil, or bake them, just stop annoying them while they're alive. It's mean. And something only a young serial killer should do.
Case in point: 24-year-old Christopher Allen was arrested this past weekend after his douchey friend dared him to venture into a restricted part of Six Flags Discovery Kingdom and punch a camel. Which he did. Six Flags authorities promptly arrested the two, but they somehow managed to escape the seamless Six Flags security system.
The fuzz later "found and arrested Allen as well as the driver of the car he was riding in, Chrissy Thatcher," according to CBS 5. No word on the condition of the camel, but we'll assume he or she is recovering nicely.
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Channel 2 went so far as to create a cartoon graphic of a fist punching a camel in the face with the title 'CAMEL PUNCH' blazing across it as Frank & Tori gave us the story.
Poor camel.
Camel should have kicked his ass.
This is just a clever method of bringing "Camel Punch" into the vernacular.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Camel+Punch
Well done!
Who the f**k hits an animal? I wish that camel had bitten his face off.
I saw a neanderthal hit an ostrich at a fair once. Judging from the look on his face, I don't think that hick had ever received such a loud, thorough and expletive-laced tongue lashing.
One of these days I'm going to get my ass kicked.
bluecanary, I saw someone do the same at a fair many years ago as well, though the end result was much more gratifying as the ostrich retaliated with a solid head butt that knocked the puncher on the ground. Took the guy a few minutes to recover and I could swear the ostrich was doing a victory strut in its enclosure.
I would have placed a bet that these assholes names' are Dhaliwal.
Someone's been watching a little too much Conan the Barbarian. They were just trying to follow the example set by our Governor in this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU
@bluecanary: I always feel guilty as hell when I turn in bed and bump or kick my cat. I can't imagine deliberately hitting any animal (or human) just for the hell of it.