May 2, 2008
Scores and Highlights, Tranny Hooker Edition

(By Joe K.)
- Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo nailed in tranny hooker scandal. This is too a local interest story. [AP]
- The Giants without Barry Bonds is like Polk Street without tranny hookers. [Wall Street Journal]
- The A’s, racking up wins like an escort racking up cold sores, move into a tie for the AL West lead. [SFGate]
- Hey! Did I mention there was a tranny hooker scandal this week in sports? [Outsports]
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...racking up wins like an escort racking up cold sores...
Eeewwwww.
Ronaldo's always had that "I bet he can eat an apple through a tennis racket" look.
"AC Milan striker Ronaldo, from Brazil, accused Andreia Albertine of extortion, after an altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women, according to police."
No kidding.
Hey , it's Sam Clam's Disco here, we deal with them on a daily basis... for all you know I might be one, thing is to be honest.... dang, what there aren't enough men and women here to even try to figure out how to go around the block a time or 2 ? plays ' Take on the wildside ' whatever the actual title is, did it rip you off, did it hurt you ?
oopppss, take a walk on the wildside
ps. What is your theme song?.... mine is ' LIttle Duece Coupe' as performed by the Beach Boys.