SFist: Missing Santa Cruz Teen Found "Gorked"

Darkmoon

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:08:58 -0800

He definetly sounds like a candidate for the ole' " I was tripping out and went to the beach and saw God ! " line.

ribaldry

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:56:55 -0800

I think his punishment should be extreme. He should have to spend 24 hours watching Dancing With the Stars.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:37:27 -0800

narc.

jlantsberger

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:31:33 -0800

"won't get to use the car for a while." Really? The kid can trip out all he wants for all I care, but when you're stupid stoned ass calls to report yourself lost and injured and an expensive search ensues on the city's dime, there should be some sort of real punishment.

sissa

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:25:37 -0800

I'm totally slipping "gorked" into any conversation I have from now on.

icbalaam

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:24:17 -0800

My dog gets gorked all the time. He's so much more fun to be around then.

rubylovesnorman

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:04:37 -0800

Gorked!

KWillets

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:05:51 -0800

I don't think he's a Santa Cruz resident, unless he was faking his address to attend LGHS.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:03:04 -0800

Thanks, H_Q_L.

mariconsoy

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:56:58 -0800

It's fun to be gorked when you get porked.

hillarys_quivering_lip

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:54:06 -0800

GORKED! "God Only Really Knows" http://semanticcompositions.typepad.com/index/2004/06/gorked.html from the comments: I can attest that this term was current in the '60s when I was doing my medical training. I was told then, on no particular authority, that it arose as an acronym for "God only really knows," the typical response by house staff when asked what was causing a (typically elderly) patient's profound unresponsiveness. I am here to help - H_Q_L

Brock Keeling

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:38:16 -0800

clearly, you're too gorked to know what it means.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:33:49 -0800

"Gorked"? What is that? The hip lingo of today's youth?

katerose26

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:29:02 -0800

Oh man, this kid is gonna get so much sh*t at school for this. HAHAHA