Hans Reiser Verdict In: GUILTY

Or so says the cock-teasing scrolling bar across the bottom of our TV screen on KTVU. Anyway, what is the verdict in the Hans Reiser murder case? They don't say. (What we can tell you is that some dude is not the father.)

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Update #1: 'It's expected to be announced about 3:15 p.m," say the good folks over at CBS 5. As most of you know by now, Oakland computer engineer Hans Reiser has maintained his innocence with regard to the charges that he murdered his wife, Nina, whose body has never been found.

Update #: Guilty of first-degree murder. Ta-da.