EXHIBIT OPENING: Fecal Face Dot Gallery opens its doors tonight with Kottie Paloma's work. According to SFBG, the show features "over 250 5-by-7-foot graphite portraits that San Francisco artist Kottie Paloma produced over the last 2 years (each titled A Daily Stranger), the work forms a survey of the strangers in Kottie's life." Perfect for all of you ADHD diagnosed folk out there. Runs through May 7, (Wed., 3-8 p.m. and Sun., noon-6 p.m.) Read more about it here.

6 p.m.- 9 p.m // Fecal Face Dot Gallery (66 Gough) // free

LECTURE: Hiya Swanhuyser wants you to go hear D.I.Y. philosopher Chris Carlsson talk about being an anarchist. Do as she says.

7 p.m. // Modern Times Bookstore (888 Valencia) // free

MUSIC: In order to prepare for tomorrow's National Dance Week--starting tomorrow!--catch Hot Chip tonight. Everyone dances at a Hot Chip show. It's near impossible not to bust a move. Just go. You'll see.

8 p.m. // The Fillmore (1805 Geary) // $25

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