April 22, 2008
Screw the Earth, Win $500 In Gas Money

Perfect for celebrating Earth Day, Citizen Sugar is offering one lucky winner $500 in gas relief. ("Gas relief." Har.) All you have to do is register and take a brief quiz (e.g., "how much does it cost to fill up a 2008 Hummer 2 [H2]?"), and then you'll be be entered in lottery. And if you win, you'll can temporarily stop whining about the price of gas these days.
Oh, and the contest is open to proud Americans only and ends on 4/ 29/2008. For official rules and regulations, go here.
Hey, is there some sort of bike giveaway going on today? Or something similar to this, but a wee bit more green? You would think that there would be. If so, let us know.


I'm tempted to try and win and then do a You Tube video of me burning the certificate...