April 18, 2008
Have Your Virginity Taken From You at Tomorrow's Queer Prom
Gay mafia don, Marke B., has word that the Powerblouse (TM 71Miles) is hosting a prom night for all of you homosexuals who weren't able to attend your senior prom. The theme is "Leather & Lace." Steamy.
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, we should mention, are hosting this night under to remember. Proceeds from the night go to raise funds to fight the proposed butterfly-killing spray that will soon blanket San Francisco, or whatever it is that people are currently wringing their hands hysterically.
Anyway, it will be a fun night of getting dolled up, getting smashed, and avoiding/trespassing the Powerhouse's notorious back room. Dress to the nines and strap on your boot flasks, kids. See you at the prom.
What: Queer Prom
Where: Powerhouse
When: Saturday, April 19
Time: 9 p.m.
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Kids today ... I never would've thought of going to prom with a water bottle.
So if I went to my prom, already as a homosexual, this event isn't for me?
you might be able to sneak in.
wow, didn't got to the prom cause...
anyways should I order a tiara ?