SFist: I Lost Me to the Russian Consolate's Spying Tactics

Darkmoon

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:47:57 -0800

Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.

katerose26

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:35:44 -0800

If using meth leads to such incredibly nice penmanship, then sign me up.

Generic

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:20:26 -0800

>yakov In the US, you watch television! In Soviet Russia, television watches you! >/smirnoff

cloudgazer

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:37:21 -0800

my favorite part which i will definitely be using in more of my emails: OR (spy) = shhhh...don't say spy too loudly or the other (spies) might hear you.

rroseselavy

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:51:47 -0800

Extra points for the squiggly lines on "Terrorist," which adds an additional level of menace. Points off for misspelling of "larynx." Additional point for coloring in of letter "R" in symbolic tribute to Russian Constructivism. Overall, a fine piece of work. 8 points.

jnice

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:06:40 -0800

@martooni - I think that's a bullet, "stop"ping the commies, not a rendition of the device

ievans

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:05:02 -0800

Oh, and the font change for "terrorists" really got my attention. Now I see my positive association of the word "terrorists" is incorrect.

martooni

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:39:08 -0800

rubylovesnorman: It's obvious he wants help digging those goddamn transmitters out of his various orifices. Also, Nick has helpfully drawn a picture of the commie brain-wave receiver, by the S in STOP!

hillarys_quivering_lip

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:34:44 -0800

Someone should call him and speak nothing but Russian. I would pay to hear a recording of that phone call!

jacksevanroo

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:02:58 -0800

This guy must be the nut job that is protesting outside Russian church on Geary all the time, with signs that accuse the priests of being former agents of the KGB. It's pretty professional stuff, so, who knows, maybe he's right. He's one of my favorite nut jobs by far.

ievans

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:54:35 -0800

The crazies sure love them some radio wave mind control devices, don't they? What did they do before the invention of the transistor?

manys

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:52:57 -0800

Love the tape job.

Akit

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:46:08 -0800

I found this thing when I was walking to Kitaro's last night. I thought this thing was just absolutely odd.

Angrybat

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:38:44 -0800

You people are all quick with the jokes, but you've done nothing to prove to me that the Russians AREN'T using a radio implant in Nick's larynx, inner ear, and brain to recruit him as a Commie (spy). Somebody call the number and get us an update on this.

Greg

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:34:36 -0800

years and years ago, one of the local tv stations had a controversial ad promoting a special "report" they did about the old Soviet consulate on Green St. "Reds on Green Street" and it was in december. What made it so bizarre was that it had an animated Santa and sleigh getting shot down by a Soviet missile as Santa flew over SF. Needless to say, the kids were upset.

Tendernob

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:27:35 -0800

Wow, he even used symmetrical block letters, and tracing lines to keep his writing straight. Very nciely done! I should get me some of that meth stuff.

daithi

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:10:53 -0800

I wonder if he knows that person who was stopped in Marin while driving impaired?

rubylovesnorman

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:07:27 -0800

So is Nick asking for help because he has been recruited as a commie or help to build his army to fight commie spies? Either way, that is an impressive level of paranoia.