SFist: I Lost Me to the Russian Consolate's Spying Tactics

April 17, 2008

I Lost Me to the Russian Consolate's Spying Tactics

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This sign was found at Geary and 21st Ave.

See what meth can do, kids?

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Tags: mental illness, meth, russian spy tactics, the cold war

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Comments (18)

[1] | 04/17/08 10:07AM

So is Nick asking for help because he has been recruited as a commie or help to build his army to fight commie spies?

Either way, that is an impressive level of paranoia.

[2] | 04/17/08 10:10AM

I wonder if he knows that person who was stopped in Marin while driving impaired?

[3] | 04/17/08 10:27AM

Wow, he even used symmetrical block letters, and tracing lines to keep his writing straight. Very nciely done! I should get me some of that meth stuff.

[4] | 04/17/08 10:34AM

years and years ago, one of the local tv stations had a controversial ad promoting a special "report" they did about the old Soviet consulate on Green St. "Reds on Green Street" and it was in december.

What made it so bizarre was that it had an animated Santa and sleigh getting shot down by a Soviet missile as Santa flew over SF.

Needless to say, the kids were upset.

[5] | 04/17/08 10:38AM

You people are all quick with the jokes, but you've done nothing to prove to me that the Russians AREN'T using a radio implant in Nick's larynx, inner ear, and brain to recruit him as a Commie (spy).

Somebody call the number and get us an update on this.

[6] | 04/17/08 10:46AM

I found this thing when I was walking to Kitaro's last night. I thought this thing was just absolutely odd.

[7] | 04/17/08 10:52AM

Love the tape job.

[8] | 04/17/08 10:54AM

The crazies sure love them some radio wave mind control devices, don't they? What did they do before the invention of the transistor?

[9] | 04/17/08 11:02AM

This guy must be the nut job that is protesting outside Russian church on Geary all the time, with signs that accuse the priests of being former agents of the KGB. It's pretty professional stuff, so, who knows, maybe he's right. He's one of my favorite nut jobs by far.

[10] | 04/17/08 11:34AM

Someone should call him and speak nothing but Russian. I would pay to hear a recording of that phone call!

[11] | 04/17/08 11:39AM

rubylovesnorman: It's obvious he wants help digging those goddamn transmitters out of his various orifices.
Also, Nick has helpfully drawn a picture of the commie brain-wave receiver, by the S in STOP!

[12] | 04/17/08 12:05PM

Oh, and the font change for "terrorists" really got my attention. Now I see my positive association of the word "terrorists" is incorrect.

[13] | 04/17/08 01:06PM

@martooni - I think that's a bullet, "stop"ping the commies, not a rendition of the device

[14] | 04/17/08 01:51PM

Extra points for the squiggly lines on "Terrorist," which adds an additional level of menace. Points off for misspelling of "larynx." Additional point for coloring in of letter "R" in symbolic tribute to Russian Constructivism. Overall, a fine piece of work. 8 points.

[15] | 04/17/08 02:37PM

my favorite part which i will definitely be using in more of my emails:

OR (spy) = shhhh...don't say spy too loudly or the other (spies) might hear you.

[16] | 04/17/08 03:20PM

>yakov

In the US, you watch television!

In Soviet Russia, television watches you!

>/smirnoff

[17] | 04/17/08 05:35PM

If using meth leads to such incredibly nice penmanship, then sign me up.

[18] | 04/17/08 06:47PM

Drugs are for those who can't handle reality.
Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.