April 3, 2008
Montag Supports McCain, Morgan Not Moved

The Hills' slut, Heidi Montag, has come out as a staunch supporter of Senator John McCain for Prez. While this has shocked (shocked!) Hollywood to its core, and some are saying it's a reverse-psychology-ish inside job, any refugee familiar with Laguna Beach (or Laguna Beach) wouldn't be surprised. That's how folks roll in OC.
For a real-life republican's insight, we went to our favorite blog/future drinking buddy to the right, former KSFO talk show host Melanie Morgan.
Huh? We are all supposed to care whether a Hollywood actress endorses McCain or not.BTW, who IS Heidi Montag, and who watches "The Hills"?
Don't misunderstand, I'm not trying to disparage a young Republican in the making.
I know it took some guts for her to come 'out' against the Liberal hegemony of Hollywood, but honestly! Americans can think for ourselves.
Well put, Mel.
Oh, and political differences aside, we will continue to watch The Hills. Alas.


It doesn't matter, since she won't even bother to vote unless there's a camera crew there to watch her do it.
more importantly, what the bloody hell is going on with her foot? is it stuck in a jello mold? i'm confused.
Someone from behind the Orange Curtain is coming out for a Republican? Shocker. I'm actually surprised she knows what a president is, y'know 'cos she's an ignorant flat-chested slapper, but there you go.
Not to nitpick, while simultaneously outing myself as a Hills viewer (the shame), but Heidi isn't from the OC. She's from Colorado.
But she was on Laguna Beach and lived there (well, there or a studio in Culver City.)
But you're right, I hear what you're saying.
Well you can amend my comment to Colorado, and it still makes sense. Rich, stupid people who think Juicy Couture actually is couture, and who's fathers wear nothing but Tommy Bahama and drive silver S-Class Mercs because they think they're some kind of suburban Jesse James badass, well these people always move from one homogenous, white, republican enclave to another. They like that. I know this for a fact because I have seen most of season one of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and I've been to San Diego a lot, so I am an expert.
How is Heidi Fleiss voting
Thant's the important question...
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Is this a first for quoting Melanie Morgan on SFist?