At-Risk Mayor Newsom to Mainline Doan's Back Pills

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Uh oh. It seems Mayor Gavin Newsom threw his back out "helping Jen move" a couple of weeks ago. That started it, but now it's worse. He can't even stand straight. Poor guy.

We hope he's steering clear of Vicodin and its sweet, sweet release. It is, after all, one of the few things that really helps. Or at least, it is to us. Anyway, get well, Gav.