SFist: Looking for a Happy Ending? Find Our Which SF Massage Parlors Offers Them

flyguy

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:09:38 -0800

It's interesting how the internet is moving prostitution off the streets and behind closed doors. There are a number of great sites other than USA Sex Guide that allow prostitutes to market their services by receiving good reviews from clients. My personal favorite is NaughtyReviews.com Surf around that site a bit and if you are uninitiated, you will see that there is a whole sub-culture that you probably didn't realize even existed.

Brock Keeling

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:07:10 -0800

"/sarcasm." hilarious. don't worry, we'll have something up to appease the elite. maybe.

agirlsgirl

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:58:59 -0800

I'm so glad we are reading this instead of the old SFist's up-to-the-minute SF political sharktank coverage! /sarcasm. But seriously, bring back the political coverage! If I wanted to read about skanky places to get BJ's I'd be reading the back of the Guardian.

clammy

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:57:52 -0800

Truly disgusting. A new mind association: Brock ~ AMP.

dantc

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:40:07 -0800

So I guess finger banging is out of the question?

cropped

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:30:03 -0800

LOL at the people who are saying thanks for the "tip" on hot tea treatment. C'mon, y'all didn't know about that, and the cold drink treatment and the mint/cinnamon candy fun? However, it would also be irresponsible not to mention that many of these "massage" parlors are exploiting women (oftentimes from Asia, South America and Eastern Europe). These are not women who are working at these places of their own free will, they are there as sex slaves. So while the review site may provide some giggles, it's not fun and games for everyone.

Spencer Williams

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:18:45 -0800

I thought that a happy ending was just a hand job... I had NO IDEA they did all of this... Boy, do I feel naive.

the default attorney

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:17:38 -0800

News you can use!

icbalaam

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:34 -0800

Putting a little lube in your mouth just before fellating a guy also does wonders.

bluecanary

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:23:49 -0800

Thanks for the hot tea tip. I predict a lot of pleasantly surprised men in the bay area.

hillarys_quivering_lip

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:45:45 -0800

I have an image of burly, sexually-wise, strapping gay men stopping a train packed with three-piece-suit-wearing, catholic school graduating, sexual-neophyte men. The burly gay men have a power-point presentation at the ready as the train's passengers begin to exit. I will now paint this image and compose an Aria in its honor. Then I'll probably go looking for a lap-dance.

Generic

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:40:05 -0800

Brock posted the glossary of terms. DATY is clearly listed as "Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)" male sexuality is neither vulgar nor unnecessary. I would argue that male sexuality often can be vulgar (i.e. explicit, coarse) but that there's nothing inherently wrong with that. I think Brock is making is a broader point by affirming male sexuality, to which I say, amen. The sheer tonnage of wisdom gay men have to offer straight men about their own nature could stop a train.

dantc

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:19:57 -0800

BBBJ, okay, that's understood now. What about DATY? Will someone please guide me through this strange twilight world of the heterosexual?

Shibi

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:47:02 -0800

It's always educational around here!

icbalaam

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:05:19 -0800

@hillarys_quivering_lip, your comment has made my day!

DJTennessee

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:54:25 -0800

@ Brock Please continue pathetically wasting your talent on sex trade-themed posts! Jesus, look at the hit count! Also, I suspected BB might mean "Bare Back"... it's just as far as I know, the "back" is not routinely involved with a blow job. I guess my connotations with barebacking involve, you know, one's back. Duly noted and corrected.

bob loblaw

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:41:21 -0800

what would happen if a lesbian went into one of these places? would she be turned away. i'm, uh, asking for a friend. seriously though, i'm just curious...

we_are_kevin

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:23:00 -0800

Whoa. The glossary is . . . thorough.

Leanne

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:19:34 -0800

tea treatment = good tip!

hillarys_quivering_lip

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:57:44 -0800

I'm thinking atthebeach got a less than rave review. Shame.

atthebeach

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:50:26 -0800

Brock: I Wasn't referring to "male sexuality," but to your potty mouth. Pathetic waste of talent. Bye.

Brock Keeling

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:46:05 -0800

male sexuality is neither vulgar nor unnecessary.

atthebeach

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:44:42 -0800

Disgusting, unnecessary, vulgar, pick your own adjective for this post. And just when you were beginning to find legitimate sponsors for the site. Ech! What would Toyota do?

Brock Keeling

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:39:19 -0800

"bare back blow job"

DJTennessee

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:38:39 -0800

Wow! Can someone please define for me the two extra B's at the beginning of the acronym BBBJ?