*CLUB: Proving that crystal meth has yet to ravage the entire gay population of San Francisco, "Planet Big" shows that the queer heavy-set sect is alive and kicking in the Bay Area. DJs Amadeus and Chub Jim spin for the chubs (and their admirers) until the wee hours of the morning.
9 p.m. - 2 a.m. // The Stud (399 Ninth Street) // $5
COMEDY: Jeff Garlin, funny man from Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David's manager and husband to the most awesome woman in the universe!) and star of (Sarah Silverman's portly love interest!), performs his knee pounding stand-up comedy in North Beach.
8 p.m. & 10:15 p.m. // Cobb's Comedy Club (915 Columbus) // $23.15
