SFist: Marin County Discusses, Wags Finger at Underage Drinkers

Dan Berkes

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:36:56 -0800

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fizzandpop

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:24:01 -0800

Finger banging? I thought kids these days were into the "Horse of Hector".

RobInSF

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:26:38 -0800

Drunk teens? In Marin??? Ohmigawwd!!! What is this world coming to??? Next thing you're going to try to tell me is that they have lipstick parties too. Berry flavored wine cooler anyone? p.s. Bonus points for inserting "finger banging" into the conversation. Haven't heard that one in quite some time. Kudos! : )

Jimbrowski

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:00:17 -0800

Did someone say "finger banging"? Nice. I got out of highschool ten years ago (holy hell) but I thought Marin kids all ate pills? It was the kids from the Sunset District that drank.

icbalaam

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:55:14 -0800

Most of the Marin parents I know buy the alcohol for their teenage kids. Next thing you know Marin parents will find out about all the hand jobs, finger banging and other naughty stuff that happens on the school buses before their kids turn 16, get their brand new SUVs and learn the ins and outs of backseat hanky-panky. Oh, memories...

bluecanary

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:21:03 -0800

If I lived in Marin I'd be on a 24/7 bender.

spysea

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:51:53 -0800

We were doing the same thing 25 years ago in MARIN... quarters anyone?

wchase

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:47:48 -0800

that? is really funny. these people (all of whom came of age in the 60's and have smoked more dope than all of the mid-west combined) have clearly forgotten from whence they came.

troymccluresf

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:36:22 -0800

I'm no teetotaler but I shudder to think how much I'd drink if I lived in Mill Valley.

the default attorney

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:48:45 -0800

Those kids should really get in line. How else can Marin adults enjoy that new Dry Creek Valley Petite Syrah on the deck in peace?