SFist: The Two O'Clock Titty Revealed

irving1144

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:56:08 -0800

old news, but who doesn't like such a fine example of a titty? The best!!!!

icbalaam

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:34:01 -0800

I've shown this picture to several male friends. None of them could make out the titty. They're either extremely left brained or just really, really gay.

bernsteinbears

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:35:02 -0800

Yep, my parents taught me that when I was about 10. I thought everyone knew ths.

KatyG

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:14:32 -0800

More completely unrealistic expectations for women via the catholic church. How many years has the cathedral had this perfectly pert boob? Bitch!

bornandraised

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:35:02 -0800

i remember this from high school. it was a running gag at our bacchanalia at st marys

makfan

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:13:55 -0800

Is it the one-oclock titty when daylight saving time ends?

wchase

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:54:37 -0800

surprised they didn't design it to cast a silhouette of an altar boy up there. oh. was that out loud?

Brock Keeling

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:38:50 -0800

Shibi, yes, run out to catch the shadow! knowing that a gigantic shadow boob hovers above the ceremony will be too much for you, or anyone, to stand.

Shibi

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:34:03 -0800

Well, this presents a quandary for me: I will be at St. Mary's for a wedding on Saturday, at precisely 2pm. Do I run out and across town to behold the boob or do I endure a lengthy wedding with a case of the 4th grader giggles? (I'm inherently lazy and a totally immature giggler... I'm sure I'll be inside, feelin' it)

cowsaysmeow

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:46 -0800

I work in one of the other buildings in this photograph, and I think I know what time I'll be taking my break tomorrow...I never liked the church either, but somehow this almost makes up for its fugliness.

suckafree

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:05 -0800

who knew mary had such a perfect b cup wow! i'm going back to church

Bushy Hyde

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:43 -0800

Yes, yes, and yes. This was well known to all teens who went to the attached school. Even a 'mo like me was all about the two-o'clock-titty.

brickflow

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:35 -0800

Check out the full story on the “2 o’clock titty.” Take a gander at a different angle… This is oh-so-much better than a tortilla! http://beta.flowgram.com/fgshare/BATWYorD/

jameth

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:53:29 -0800

P.S. your Flickr link goes to a photo of Tori Spelling. Was that on purpose?

ohmygolly

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:50:13 -0800

that church needs to be torn down...not only is it one of the biggest eyesores in sf, now its blasphemous too.

jameth

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:48:07 -0800

It took me a while to get it.

mpantone

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:43:07 -0800

Considering that it's a Catholic church, shouldn't it be a penis?

Rain

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:41:31 -0800

I could see this every afternoon outside my bathroom window growing up, and always heard it referred to as the Breast of St. Mary. But since I wasn't a Cathloic school boy, it didn't make me horny.

OrangeDrink

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:25:05 -0800

Hey, NSFW work tag too much to ask for, Brock? My inability to resist sweet, sweet marble titty nearly got me fired.

sfsteve

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:18:28 -0800

I learned about the morning and afternoon breasts when I moved here. They are formally known as the Left and Right Consecrated Breasts of the Blessed Virgin Mother Mary Maytag.

Tendernob

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:06:53 -0800

This is the best thing I've seen all day! I live about four blocks from "Our Lady of Maytag" (c'mon, doesn't it remind you of a giant washing machine agitator?), but this is the first I've heard of its pseudo-pornographic shadow. Good work!

andyc

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:30:26 -0800

my inner kindergartner doesn't give a crap but my inner 7th grader is hell of riled up

brittney

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:15:21 -0800

Yes, this pleases my inner kindergartner greatly.

Sweet Melissa

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:54:39 -0800

I have never heard of this but it is awesome! I want to start a band called "Two O'clock Titty"!

troymccluresf

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:46:18 -0800

Yep. The knowledge of which was passed down from my parents to me.

jportillo

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:40:50 -0800

I was born and raised here, and I wish I could say I knew about it, but this is the first time I've heard of it.

katerose26

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:36:56 -0800

HAHA! I'm so glad you used this Brock! I stumbled across this and submitted it to the contribute section because I'm 30 and have lived in SF since I was 1 and a half and have NEVER heard of this. I'm guessing it's a hidden gem for most residents. Loves it.