Kimberly Guilfoyle-Newsom-Villency Gets Fugged

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So, like -- hmm. Wow.

Former First Lady of San Francisco and current Fox News on-air talent gets nailed over at Go Fug Yourself today, and rightfully so. Now a New York City resident, she was caught in this ensemble at some sort of American Museum of Natural History's Annual Winter Dance.

While we find it hard to believe that Guilfoyle-Villency -- who does, in fact, posses almost impeccable fashion sense from what we've seen during her halcyon days as queen of SF -- would wear something like this, did she attend Mission High? Because that is very Mission High.

Jennifer, your thoughts?

Update: She attended Mercy High, a Catholic all-girls school. Hot.

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From the waist down, it's quite pretty. From the waist up, it looks like an ice skater's costume. And I'm equally offended by the lack of pedicure. For SHAME.

But she gets mad props for her figure, considering she gave birth not too long ago.

btw, she attended Mercy High.

If your last name is "Guilfoyle-Villency", then your first name has to be "Sir Richard". Otherwise you just sound like a pompous bimbo.

But... in order to fulfill my moral/contractual obligations for a post such as this I am compelled to say...

I'd hit it!

Srecond!

she is disgusting. fits her perfectly

Slutty Witch Costume needs to wait a few more months...

A rare bad choice for Kim. Another being the Gav, but she had enough sense to get out while she could.

A more cunning disguise, Michael Jackson has never conjured!

I just think she was in a hurry getting dressed and left her top at home. Hasn't this happened to everyone?

Please, people, don't be so hard on the nice lady. Kimberly, call me, I'll shower you with compliments.

Sweet Melissa is winning the thread so far!

what the fuck was she thinking?

that midsection might have looked tolerable without a flash from a camera but still, this is hideous

the scarecrow called kimberly....

Did she go straight from the beach to the party? Pretty fancy bathing suit cover-up she has there.

yes dear..yes dear.. may i have

she'd fit right in as the queen of the puerto rcian parade

There's too much wrong with her face to worry about her outfit. With that mouth, shouldn't she be swimming upstream to spawn right about now?

I saw her in the airport last year. She may look okay on camera, but in real life, who knows what she really looks like under the three inches of paint spackled on her face.

She totally looks like the chick puppet in Team America.

One look at this picture (before I read the post), I had to laugh. During her high school years at Mercy, she committed a fashion faux pas wearing the SAME dress to 2 formal dances. It was a see-through lace number - her tastes haven't changed that much.

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