SFist: Proof of God's Existence Going for a Mere $2,000

Dan Berkes

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:51:18 -0800

And the LORD sayeth unto Kenneth: Stop acting like such a damn fool. Buy a cheap laptop, write your deranged ramblings in Notepad, back everything up to a network device every night.

Ciaran

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:32:52 -0800

If you find it, be sure to donate the $800 to the gay rights organization of your choice.

Pete

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:49:57 -0800

If you happen to find this notebook - DO NOT OPEN IT. Your eyes will melt out of their sockets and you will turn to ash.

cowsaysmeow

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:34:02 -0800

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away... Perhaps God wanted other people to view his writings so He spirited it away from Ken for the benefit of others... ...or, perhaps He felt that no one, including Ken, was ready for them so He made sure no one ever saw them again... ...or perhaps God thought Ken was a total idiot and had no fucking clue what he was doing, and figured He'd do everyone a favor... ...meanwhile, somewhere, Buddha is laughing...or not.

mdw0526

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:23:03 -0800

Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.

mdw0526

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:22:12 -0800

Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.

fizzandpop

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:59:24 -0800

Is Ken 925 scripture too? I've never heard of the book of Ken.

Rook

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:56:02 -0800

Can you count every day that goes by without MUNI killing someone as separate miracles, or just one big one?

fizzandpop

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:41:25 -0800

Word to christians: God wants you to back it up! Surely god also told him not to carry around eight bills in a backpack.

Rook

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:54:34 -0800

Oh yeah, and the rucksack smells faintly of my meth-tinged sweat.