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March 4, 2008

Proof of God's Existence Going for a Mere $2,000

Hey, did you find a notebook carrying proof that the Lord above exists? If so, Ken would like it back. If you have said book of miracles, find Ken's East Bay based number here.

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Comments (10)

[1] | 03/04/08 10:54AM

Oh yeah, and the rucksack smells faintly of my meth-tinged sweat.

[2] | 03/04/08 11:41AM

Word to christians: God wants you to back it up!

Surely god also told him not to carry around eight bills in a backpack.

[3] | 03/04/08 11:56AM

Can you count every day that goes by without MUNI killing someone as separate miracles, or just one big one?

[4] | 03/04/08 11:59AM

Is Ken 925 scripture too? I've never heard of the book of Ken.

[5] | 03/04/08 12:22PM

Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.

[6] | 03/04/08 12:23PM

Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.

[7] | 03/04/08 12:34PM

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away...

Perhaps God wanted other people to view his writings so He spirited it away from Ken for the benefit of others...

...or, perhaps He felt that no one, including Ken, was ready for them so He made sure no one ever saw them again...

...or perhaps God thought Ken was a total idiot and had no fucking clue what he was doing, and figured He'd do everyone a favor...

...meanwhile, somewhere, Buddha is laughing...or not.

[8] | 03/04/08 12:49PM

If you happen to find this notebook - DO NOT OPEN IT.

Your eyes will melt out of their sockets and you will turn to ash.

[9] | 03/04/08 01:32PM

If you find it, be sure to donate the $800 to the gay rights organization of your choice.

[10] | 03/04/08 01:51PM

And the LORD sayeth unto Kenneth: Stop acting like such a damn fool. Buy a cheap laptop, write your deranged ramblings in Notepad, back everything up to a network device every night.