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Oh yeah, and the rucksack smells faintly of my meth-tinged sweat.
Word to christians: God wants you to back it up!
Surely god also told him not to carry around eight bills in a backpack.
Can you count every day that goes by without MUNI killing someone as separate miracles, or just one big one?
Is Ken 925 scripture too? I've never heard of the book of Ken.
Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.
Poor thing. I hope he doesn't get it back, so he can then see that religion is a myth and he's been wasting a lot of time doodling in that book.
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away...
Perhaps God wanted other people to view his writings so He spirited it away from Ken for the benefit of others...
...or, perhaps He felt that no one, including Ken, was ready for them so He made sure no one ever saw them again...
...or perhaps God thought Ken was a total idiot and had no fucking clue what he was doing, and figured He'd do everyone a favor...
...meanwhile, somewhere, Buddha is laughing...or not.
If you happen to find this notebook - DO NOT OPEN IT.
Your eyes will melt out of their sockets and you will turn to ash.
If you find it, be sure to donate the $800 to the gay rights organization of your choice.
And the LORD sayeth unto Kenneth: Stop acting like such a damn fool. Buy a cheap laptop, write your deranged ramblings in Notepad, back everything up to a network device every night.