Close Reading of Yelp

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Sent to us by SFist reader Sean Yamamoto, today's Yelp review was penned by Beth S. (Please excuse the glaring nepotism.) She critiques Owen Bias, i.e., the "old dude with the sign," saying:

I've fucked him. And it was awesome. He's surprisingly nasty, yet afterwards, incredibly tender. He likes to spoon. 5 stars...

Wonderful.

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Is she posting any video clips?

Hahaha. Nasty yet tender. A ringing endoresement.

hypocrites are always tender.

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