SFist: Ask SFist -- Gonzalez Trumps Newsom?

jacksevanroo

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:32:07 -0800

Chris Daly would have been a much better choice for an embarrassing running mate. For shame, Ralph!

bluecanary

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:14:19 -0800

He's sure to run for higher office, and he fancies himself as "Kennedyesque." As JFK proved, nothing garners votes like a beaming, knocked up wife beside you.

Tendernob

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:22:49 -0800

Wait, Jen Siebel is preggers? Since when? All the Matt G hate warms my cold, cold heart.

bluecanary

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:53:02 -0800

right, I really see Newsom being a hands-on parent. Hands on the nanny, maybe.

cablecarsam

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:01:29 -0800

Now that Mr. Newsonce is a daddy to be he won't have time to do his duties and will never be anything better than mayor of Balboa burger.

cablecarsam

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:01:15 -0800

Now that Mr. Newsonce is a daddy to be he won't have time to do his duties and will never be anything better than mayor of Balboa burger.

sagitta100

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:14:05 -0800

Nader should have asked Jon Stewart instead.

lola la trailera

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:10:00 -0800

not surprised he didnt chose dime-a-dozen millionares trust fund poets from silicon valley. oh whoops, being a hipster in the hayes disqualafies you from being a rich palo-alto kiddo, my bad.

suckafree

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:55:00 -0800

you guys are lost. how far into the toilet did nader have to reach his arm to find a loser to accept his request to run as his pathetic vp nominee? i guess we found out. what a fucking joke!

bluecanary

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:01:42 -0800

He's going to have to wash that greasy, disgusting hair to pull quality tail, VP nomination or no.

manys

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:51:00 -0800

Gonzales choosing fame over goals does not put him in an enviable position. I bet he gets the ladies even more now, though.

RobInSF

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:35:26 -0800

What is Kim Guilfoyle doing hanging out at your local corner store? I know some snungly diapered newborns who can piss farther than Newsom and apparently so does Kim. Once he is recalled he'll be washing dishes at the Balboa Cafe.

daithi

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:27:37 -0800

He is a bit young to be going through a mid life crisis, but then again, Ralph is a little old to be going through one so if you add their ages together divide by two, it is as good a diagnosis as any...

Greg

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:05:52 -0800

oh but you all misunderstand...Magical Matt is so special, he's deigning to run for vice president...he's so compassionate he's LETTING ralph run, and it was his amazing sense of social justice that made him say, no Gavin should be mayor, and DECIDED to lose in 2003 and totally screw with everyone in 2007. And he makes crappy art out of garbage because he's just so great an artist, were he to truly express himself, why we'd all toss those Michelangelos in the trash and make room for Matt's artwork. Not.

The Angry Young Man

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:31:27 -0800

I don't get it. I thought the whole reason he decided not to run against Gruesome was because he was so impossible to defeat. If that's the case, then what's THIS?