SFist: Crazy Boyfriend Has Headaches

marke b

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:44:31 -0800

It's not a migraine, honey -- it's called "coming down from your first meth high in jail." We've all done it. Welcome to san francisco, Lance.

aj

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:19:52 -0800

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aj

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:18:38 -0800

Farber's website is a wonder to behold.

merkoneus

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:32:30 -0800

that was really hard to follow.

mariconsoy

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:28:44 -0800

He may not be in rehab, but he's probably jonesing off of some kinda white powder in jail. Are the sheets and bed fireproof in the slammer?

daithi

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:45:24 -0800

At least he did not do the rehab route which is the fashion du jour.

RobInSF

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:32:25 -0800

Lots of solid judgment in SF these days. How did they avoid working more drama queens like Britney and Gavin into the story?

dwightsupremacy

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:23:44 -0800

Oh, SFist, how I love the illustrations you use with your post. Hilarious. This one has me in tears!

RicardoSF

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:26:49 -0800

Wait, he's still not the ex-companion/boyfriend? After a second restraining order? They're still not 'ex's'?

fizzandpop

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:56:04 -0800

Girls always develop headaches to avoid the consequences of being lame. I always develop a raging drunk to avoid the consequences of my lameness, which in turn produces more lameness, which in turn produces more drunky, then tomatos, burning mattresses, trashed antiques....

bluecanary

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:33:23 -0800

I have a mother who uses the "migraine" excuse for all kinds of ridiculous crap. He deserves his $1 million bail for using that excuse alone.

ievans

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:23:50 -0800

I once had a bad girlfriend who always seemed to develop an "ailment" (headache, stomach ache, &tc.) when she did something to piss me off. I don't know if it was an out-and-out fabrication, or some sort of weird psychologically induced physical manifestation, but it was damn frustrating. She always used it as a way of trying to get out of dealing with the consequences of her being lame. So I can relate, is what I'm saying.

cowsaysmeow

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:12:18 -0800

$1 million for bail seems a tad high, no? I'm not suggesting this wasn't a serious crime or that he isn't a danger to society, but many who have been accused of far worse have bailed out for far less...were it any other house (even with a historical designation) I doubt it'd be this high.

Greg

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:12:14 -0800

if he was busted for DUI maybe he just has a wicked hangover from all the butterscotch schapps he drank before ruining a city landmark. what a jerk. hope they make him pay out of his pocket for the expense of fixing it up...he should man up and pay the price for his childish behavior.