*FILM: The final release of Ridley Scott''s love-it-or-hate-it science fiction noir thriller Blade Runner: The Final Cut — now with added footage, re-mixed sound, and minor improvements on visual effects! — screens at the Castro.

COMEDY: SF Supervisor Tom Ammiano attempts a return to stand-up comedy at the Makeout Room's "Laughing Liberally Local 415 with Will Durst" tonight.

MUSIC: Indie folk/country jazz duo Dean & Britta (former Luna members) perform at Yoshi's-SF. "Mazzy Star-like" songstress Keren Ann joins them as well. SOLD OUT. Alas. (Well, how about Flipper over at Amoeba, performing at 6 p.m.? We don't really know much about this '80s punk band. Sorry. Although according to flavorpill, Kurt Cobain seemed to like them. So...there you have it.)

CLUB: Over at The Transfer, DJ Rapid Fire hits the decks at "Sucker-Punch" — happening every Monday — where you can get drunk on the cheap with $1 cans of PBR. Read more about it here.

The listed events were chosen by the editors of SFist and brought to you by the 2009 Toyota Corolla.