SFist: Who Is "No Unlawful Sex" Guy?

katerose26

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:56:20 -0800

@ Deborah- I lol'd. HARD.

manys

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:51:12 -0800

At least Frank Chu isn't so lazy as to stop his pilgrimmage right outside the Muni station he arrives at.

Angrybat

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:35:02 -0800

@TeamAwesome - I would, but I got in trouble last time because I kept smearing the coke on the plexiglass trying to reach them. Damn.

shurwitt

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:34:56 -0800

Oh, but I didn't answer your question. He's Reverend Owens Diaz.

shurwitt

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:30:11 -0800

Interesting. I pass that guy all the time on my way to work, and he's never said a thing to me. Clearly, I've got to start wearing leather minis and bright red pumps to work more often.

jlantsberger

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:23:37 -0800

How come I've never seen this guy? I work at the square. I see "Jesus Loves You" guy all the time, but I've somehow never seen this man. I like his sign a lot better.

TeamAwesome

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:37:31 -0800

i think you're cool angrybat. looks like you and I are in the clear! Wanna go to the lusty lady with me tonight?

Dan Berkes

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:37:07 -0800

I remember seeing him at the cable car turnaround a few years ago. He was agitated and yelling at people, but someone with an air horn (or some other loud noisemaker) was standing nearby and drowning him out every time he opened his mouth, which made him even more agitated. Street theater, heh.

jacksevanroo

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:36:40 -0800

That's my dad!!!

Angrybat

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:26:44 -0800

I don't see "No snorting coke off a stripper's ass" anywhere on that sign. Am I OK?

delicatefleur

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:00:57 -0800

NO SLOPPY SECONDS.

beets

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:51:53 -0800

i asked him once if i could take his photo. he obliged, smiled for the camera, then asked me where i was visiting from. when i told him i just worked down the street he told me my cigarette was going to give me cancer. thanks, crazy old coot. thanks.

beets

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:50:46 -0800

Plug1

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:47:54 -0800

brock, i will make it my goal to get to the bottom of this be EOD Sunday. and thats my word.

xyz123

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:21:59 -0800

I haven't seen this guy my last few trips to Union Square. I love how he needs a blowhorn to speak to someone 2 feet away. "You there young lady, if you are having premarital sex, you are going to hell!"

Dottie Lou

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:19:28 -0800

He pretty much called me a big whore on Sunday.

Kdanv42

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:15:59 -0800

*sigh* This makes me miss San Francisco. There aren't any sign-wielding do-gooders in NYC. All we have are people handing out flyers for the Hustler Club.

ievans

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:14:32 -0800

Somebody should red-pen his gigantic list, crossing out all the sex acts that are, technically, legal. "No orgy". Correct, my friend. There have likely been more than one orgy.

SACist

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:11:12 -0800

I saw him in Oakland a few days ago. He yelled "no stumping!" at a bloke with one arm.

Deborah

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:46:46 -0800

Looks like he might be having unlawful sex with that hydrant.