SFist: Who Is "No Unlawful Sex" Guy?

February 14, 2008

Who Is "No Unlawful Sex" Guy?

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As mother used to tell us, "the smaller the font, the crazier the loon." And how. Frank Chu seems downright lucid compared to this gentleman, who over the years has called us every ungodly name in the book as we passed by him on Market Street. How about you?

Also, just who the hell is he, anyway?

UPDATE: His name, it seems, is Owen Bias

Image credit: flickr's Mai Le

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Comments (20)

[1] | 02/14/08 11:46AM

Looks like he might be having unlawful sex with that hydrant.

[2] | 02/14/08 12:11PM

I saw him in Oakland a few days ago. He yelled "no stumping!" at a bloke with one arm.

[3] | 02/14/08 12:14PM

Somebody should red-pen his gigantic list, crossing out all the sex acts that are, technically, legal.

"No orgy". Correct, my friend. There have likely been more than one orgy.

[4] | 02/14/08 12:15PM

*sigh* This makes me miss San Francisco. There aren't any sign-wielding do-gooders in NYC. All we have are people handing out flyers for the Hustler Club.

[5] | 02/14/08 12:19PM

He pretty much called me a big whore on Sunday.

[6] | 02/14/08 12:21PM

I haven't seen this guy my last few trips to Union Square. I love how he needs a blowhorn to speak to someone 2 feet away. "You there young lady, if you are having premarital sex, you are going to hell!"

[7] | 02/14/08 12:47PM

brock, i will make it my goal to get to the bottom of this be EOD Sunday.

and thats my word.

[8] | 02/14/08 12:50PM

i asked him once if i could take his photo. he obliged, smiled for the camera, then asked me where i was visiting from. when i told him i just worked down the street he told me my cigarette was going to give me cancer. thanks, crazy old coot. thanks.

[9] | 02/14/08 12:51PM

[10] | 02/14/08 01:00PM

NO SLOPPY SECONDS.

[11] | 02/14/08 01:26PM

I don't see "No snorting coke off a stripper's ass" anywhere on that sign. Am I OK?

[12] | 02/14/08 01:36PM

That's my dad!!!

[13] | 02/14/08 01:37PM

I remember seeing him at the cable car turnaround a few years ago. He was agitated and yelling at people, but someone with an air horn (or some other loud noisemaker) was standing nearby and drowning him out every time he opened his mouth, which made him even more agitated. Street theater, heh.

[14] | 02/14/08 01:37PM

i think you're cool angrybat. looks like you and I are in the clear! Wanna go to the lusty lady with me tonight?

[15] | 02/14/08 02:23PM

How come I've never seen this guy? I work at the square. I see "Jesus Loves You" guy all the time, but I've somehow never seen this man. I like his sign a lot better.

[16] | 02/14/08 02:30PM

Interesting. I pass that guy all the time on my way to work, and he's never said a thing to me.

Clearly, I've got to start wearing leather minis and bright red pumps to work more often.

[17] | 02/14/08 02:34PM

Oh, but I didn't answer your question. He's Reverend Owens Diaz.

[18] | 02/14/08 02:35PM

@TeamAwesome -

I would, but I got in trouble last time because I kept smearing the coke on the plexiglass trying to reach them. Damn.

[19] | 02/14/08 02:51PM

At least Frank Chu isn't so lazy as to stop his pilgrimmage right outside the Muni station he arrives at.

[20] | 02/15/08 08:56AM

@ Deborah-

I lol'd. HARD.