Dave Clark Abandons Tori Campbell at Anchor Desk

Aw. That's just sad. Bathroom emergency? We're just surprised that Sal didn't take the opportunity to swoop in and read some headlines.

Sal was especially excited to remind us viewers that today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday and that he saved some random Sal fan from going to the DMV today, which is closed for the holiday.

But poor Tori. All alone at 7:47. *sniff sniff*