February 12, 2008
Dave Clark Abandons Tori Campbell at Anchor Desk

Aw. That's just sad. Bathroom emergency? We're just surprised that Sal didn't take the opportunity to swoop in and read some headlines.
Sal was especially excited to remind us viewers that today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday and that he saved some random Sal fan from going to the DMV today, which is closed for the holiday.
But poor Tori. All alone at 7:47. *sniff sniff*


Slow news day. On ktvu and sfist.
Maybe Tori's revenge farting got a little out of hand?
Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?
INVISIBLE ANCHOR.
Bathroom emergency?
Cunnilingus, actually.
Ah, under the desk. I hadn't considered that.
@ DJ Tennessee:
Thank you, thank you, thank you for making my day! By the looks of it, he's not doing that great of a job. Her face gives that away.
"What are you DOING, George?"
"P...p...pleasuring you?"
"Well, stop it."
MAKE YOUR MOVE SAL!
But our pal Sal is in San Francisco. He'd have to cross the Bridge at oh... 7:47AM?? to arrive in that still-spinning seat next to Tori.
Why is Sal in a different location?
Sal got a new studio, in the same building I think - a couple weeks ago! So he's there, at KTVU.
No way! I liked that Sal was here in SF while the rest of the KTVUers were in the East Bay. Now he's in the same building? Well, so much for telecommuting to do the TRAFFIC!