Broadway Community Meeting to Open Soon

This is most exciting news, folks. The theater scene here sucks so hard now that even the San Francisco Police Department is working on the problem. Check it:
Subject: Broadway Community Meeting with SFPD's Captain DudleyThursday, February 21, 6PM, Tel-Hi Neighborhood Center, 660 Lombard Street. Captain Dudley from Central Station will hold a meeting to update neighbors on the current situation on the Broadway corridor.
Topics to include:
Officer deployment
Peak hours
Arrest statistics
Changing businesses
Donna McKechnie
Traffic control measures
Barricade deployment
No stopping policy
Extended hours permits
Razzle
Dazzle
Come out and share your questions and opinions about this important area of the neighborhood.
Oh, we will. And although we haven't a clue as to what "arrest statistics" or "officer deployment" has to do with any of this, we have many concerns nevertheless. Such as: no more stripped-down Sondheim shows. We prefer him spilling out over the stage.
Any other pressing Broadway issues?
(Yeah, we pretty much ran that right into the ground.)
