The weekend's coming up, and that means that Muni's got a long list of street closures and cancellations. And this week, the radical homosexual agenda is to blame: for several nights, streets around the Castro will be closed due to filming for the hilarious smash-hit romantic comedy Milk. In the film, Hilary Swank plays a cold-as-ice milkmaid who's sworn she'll never fall in love again. But when she unwillingly becomes the guardian of a precocious 14-year-old lesbian (Zack Efron), everything she thought she knew about life ... will come squirting out her nose.

Aaaaaaaanyway, expect shutdowns on the F, the 6, the 7, 26, 38, 71 ... wait, the 38? Wha? Apparently the Castro isn't the only area being hit. We're having a hard time keeping track of exactly where all these closures are happening; lucky thing they're mostly between 8pm and 6am, when only perverts are out of the house.

After the jump: details! Factual ones, too; not the made-up kind.

Here's what Muni has to say about closures this weekend -- and this stuff's all true, unlike the made-up first half of this post.

Filming in the Castro

Friday, February 8 at 6:30 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., Saturday, February 9,
filming in the Castro and surrounding area will require the following
street closures and Muni re-routes.

Street Closures

Friday, February 8, 2008, 6:30 p.m. to 11:59 p.m.

· Gough Street (most westerly parking lane and traffic lane
only) from Page Street to Market Street

· Haight Street from Market to Octavia Boulevard

· Rose Street from Gough to Octavia

Note: There will be no access to Rose or Haight Streets from Gough Street

Friday, February 8, 2008, 8:00 p.m. to Saturday, February 9, 2008, 1:00 a.m.

· Market Street (most southerly eastbound traffic lane only)
from Brady Street to 12th Street

CORRECTION: Friday, February 8, 2008, 11:00 p.m. to Saturday, February
9, 2008, 5:00 a.m.

· Market Street from Van Ness Avenue to Gough Street

· 12th Street from Market to Otis Street

· Brady Street from Market to Otis

· Page Street from Gough to Market

· Stevenson Street from Gough to Brady

· Colton Street from Gough to Brady

· Intersections: Franklin at Market and Brady at Market

Saturday, February 9, 2008, 1 AM to 6 AM

Franklin Street (east side parking lane and most easterly lane of
traffic only) between McAllister and Grove Street

The following Muni lines will be affected or re-routed.

F-Market

6-Parnassus

7-Haight

26-Valencia

38-Geary

71-Noriega

K-M Construction Shuttles

L-Owl

N-Owl