SFist: Claudine Wong Gushes Over B-List Celebs

wsanders

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:17:03 -0800

According to T-nob geeky Google ranking reference, if you search for "wsanders" you get 7940 results, putting me at either the top of the "E" list or the bottom of the "D" list. I'm on par with Julie Delpy's mother. Hot! But how can I be so much more famous than James "Kibo" Perry? The algorithm must be fundamentally flawed; *everybody* who was ever on Usenet before 2000 knows who he is. Kibo wasn't just "funny ha-ha" or "funny strange" but "funny I'M BETTER THAN YOU"!

Tendernob

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:57:23 -0800

Well done! I don't even know who Jay McCarroll is, so he MUST be D-list! I myself would classify someone like Kim Kardashian as D-list.

Deborah

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:19:38 -0800

Alright, Tendernob. Let me test this out. A-List: Jennifer Aniston B-List: Cynthia Nixon C-List: Wallace Shawn D-List: Jay McCarroll How was that? Between B and C is hard.

Tendernob

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:59:58 -0800

I never know how to classify non-A-listers. Is there some sort of formula or at least an example set I can use as a reference?(rolling up sleeves) Alright, I’ll take a stab at it. A-List: Oscar winners, stars of blockbuster action films, anyone on People Magazine's cover B-List: lesser-known movie actors; television actors; Grammy winners; newcomers on their way up. C-List: character actors (people known by face, not name); washed-up former B-listers. D-List: the bottom rung of hangers-on. Known only because of reality TV, famous parents/lovers/spouse, social wannabes. That sort. There is also a “Z-List,” which is an even lower subset of the D-list. If you really want to get your geek on, I found this thesis on Google: http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/air/fame3.html

elegantballoons

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:40:35 -0800

i, for one, am pretty excited about the recent ktvu-related posts, since i spend every morning with sal 'n the gang. regular feature please!

A_Native_Son

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:52:45 -0800

Ah, the evolution of Claudine. When she first started, oh about a year ago, she was totally a plain Jane with, yes, that frown. Grrrr. Since then, her hair has gotten fancier and her make-up has been upped. She smiles more now. Kinda.

sabrinasmom

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:05:49 -0800

My husband and I have a nickname her - "frowny" because she normally looks pissed off. The only other reason for her to have that furrowed brow is if she is just constantly squinting because she needs glasses. But today she was all smiles - shoot, you would think they were golfing in the Rockies - she was panting and out of breath. Must of just been of gushiness of being around Huey Lewis. The heart of Rock and Roll is still beatin'!

manys

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:36 -0800

She has a nice mouth and she knows it.

Leanne

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:14:12 -0800

Looks like Kenny G still has long hair, sporting the ol' '90s turd-tail. He should follow Michael Bolton's example and cut it off and not be ashamed that it's thinning on top, a much classier look (to compensate somewhat for the painful music*). * I confess: I bought a Kenny G album in 7th grade.

Deborah

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:59:17 -0800

You're totally right, Tendernob. I never know how to classify non-A-listers. Is there some sort of formula or at least an example set I can use as a reference?

Tendernob

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:55:49 -0800

B-list? You're being very kind. Kenny G and Huey Lewis are more like D-list.

suckafree

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:37:01 -0800

did you see the gaystastic hug chris burman gave kenny g after they finished yesterday?