February 6, 2008
Headline of the Hour

"Couple Get No Help for Decapitated Ram"
It seems that way over in Michigan, a couple found a dead ram in a ditch on their property. Then the following day, someone cut the sheep's head off and now no one will remove it. What on earth? Exactly.
And yet another reason to fear east of I-5.


east of i-5? how about east of the bay bridge.
;)
i had a professor in college that would often joke that if everything between the bay bridge and manhattan were to disappear, nobody would miss it.
I used the ram head for a snuff box. So sue me.
read the slate article? i love seeing cnn.com getting ripped a new one over "Daughter to sexy dad: Please" or some other incomprehensible bit of non news http://www.slate.com/id/2183032/
They should just dial, "1-800-SANTERIA" for safe, quick, sacrifice removal.