February 3, 2008
Kaiser Permanente San Francisco Half Marathon & 5K

Congratulations to all the participants at this year's San Francisco Half Marathon & 5K. Beneficiaries include the Hemophilia Foundation of Northern California, Support for Families of Children with Disabilities and Koret Family House. Stay dry, runners!


Thanks Kaiser for stationing a woman yelling the time it took the runners to complete 2 miles over a loudspeaker in front of my window at 8 oclock on a sunday morning. I'm glad my lack of weekend sleep will help hemophilia.
I was going to post something similar this morning but couldn't be bothered because of my lack of sleep. Note to athletic-type alpha females: Shut the fuck up on a Sunday morning, we've got hangovers and have already found the cure for those. Really, why do all these jockish events have to be early on Sunday morning? I know, it's the traffic, but couldn't they be held in less hangover-sensitive areas of the city? Thanks, I will not be supporting your cause now.