
This Western Spiny Softshell turtle (Trionyx spiniferus hartwegi) does her best best to keep it real in San Francisco, despite being a representative of a Critically Endangered species. Say hello to our little friend.

This Western Spiny Softshell turtle (Trionyx spiniferus hartwegi) does her best best to keep it real in San Francisco, despite being a representative of a Critically Endangered species. Say hello to our little friend.
Do is bite? Because I hear the Dhaliwal Brothers would like to welcome our new animal friend with vodka and weed.
and urine.
I have the sudden urge to make a little hat for my penis.
That damn turtle is looking at me all evil. I'm Brian Fellows.
Hello, turtle.
oh bother.
Don't they sell these at Asian markets? Well, at least somewhere in the world...