January 31, 2008
Pez Dispenser Case Reflects San Francisco's Political Bent

While perusing the colorful aisles of Walgreens this afternoon -- because nothing sooths the soul and an ADHD-addled mind like a trip to Walgreens -- we came across Pez's take on the election. It took us some time to dig through all of the elephants to find a donkey, but we did.
Rainbow Grocery should have it's own Green version available soon, we hope. Maybe a Pez-dispensing gray whale, a Nazi solider, or something annoyingly pedagogical like that.


Ooh! Get me one, too!
Here's a $5 off any $20 purchase coupon you can use at Walgreens. Today only. Hope this helps any of you Pez lovers.
You should check the pet stores for their awesome chew toys in the shape of various politicians. It took my dog all of a week to eviscerate GWB. You wanna talk soothing...
I'm sure I've done it before, but just sitting here I can't think of $20 worth of anything I could buy at Walgreens.
How about $20 worth of condoms? Maybe the nice Avanti polypropylene ones?
Say, do they have tiger Pez dispensers?
"I can't think of $20 worth of anything I could buy at Walgreens"
Adderall? Xanax?
Wait, you can buy booze at Walgreens, right? Or is that Longs?
Longs. Alas.
No wonder I never go into Walgreens.
Booze and condoms. That's two parts of the Holy Trinity, available at Longs.