January 23, 2008
Dame Fires Gun in Holding Area After SFPD Botch Search
This is rich. The San Francisco Police Department are now having to investigate their own brethren. It appears that last Saturday morning, SFPD missed finding a firearm on a female suspect being booked into the Tenderloin station. A police spokersperson would only confirm that "officers heard a shot come from the holding area just after 11:00 Saturday morning. When they went in officers found a woman detainee and a small handgun on the floor. Nobody was injured."
Heh.
All sheer hilarity of a vaginal concealing aside, how did she manage to sneak it past the fuzz? Or is that possible? Ladies, please advise.
Oh, and police have not identified the woman. She is being held on an outstanding warrant, drug possession, and for being a wee bit sharper than a few members of the SFPD.
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I'm unimpressed: so she can conceal a firearm, but can she open a bottle of beer with that Thing?
Ping-pong balls? Perhaps?
All sheer hilarity of a vaginal concealing aside
Speaking of vaginal hilarity, do you people realize that is the Fatty Arbuckle on the far right of the above photograph? Because it is. If that's on purpose, Keeling, you deserve the Pulitzer Prize for Google Imaging on Blog Posts.
they don't call it a clutch purse for nothing