Bumper Sticker Fun in the Inner Sunset

While driving through the Inner Sunset this morning, we found ourselves stuck in traffic behind the hottest car ever(!) - the Chrysler Sebring - with Alabama plates. Our interest was of course piqued by the vehicular hotness of the Sebring...but once we read the three bumper stickers, we became head over heals in lust with the "Heart of Dixie" driver. Up until this day, it was big, shiny spoilers that got us all worked up. Well no more. It's candid, misogynistic bumper stickers that get us all hot and bothered now. (You have to know that we're totally kidding. About everything. Right?)
Find out what the bumper stickers said after the jump.
Bumper Sticker #1

GR8NBED
And you know what? We totally believe it!
Bumper Sticker #2
"Remember Ladies; It's not men's minds they want blown"
Tasteful. Tasteful.
Bumper Sticker #3
"Don't Steal. The Government Hates Competition"
We're not really sure how this last bumper sticker ties into the overall theme of the sex machine. Any ideas?
It's so nice when car owners take the time to adhere entertaining bumper stickers to their cars. And we have to say, despite our joking, it is refreshing to see something other than a "Draft Obama" bumper sticker in SF very once in a while.
