January 7, 2008
Bumper Sticker Fun in the Inner Sunset

While driving through the Inner Sunset this morning, we found ourselves stuck in traffic behind the hottest car ever(!) - the Chrysler Sebring - with Alabama plates. Our interest was of course piqued by the vehicular hotness of the Sebring...but once we read the three bumper stickers, we became head over heals in lust with the "Heart of Dixie" driver. Up until this day, it was big, shiny spoilers that got us all worked up. Well no more. It's candid, misogynistic bumper stickers that get us all hot and bothered now. (You have to know that we're totally kidding. About everything. Right?)
Find out what the bumper stickers said after the jump.
Bumper Sticker #1

GR8NBED
And you know what? We totally believe it!
Bumper Sticker #2
"Remember Ladies; It's not men's minds they want blown"
Tasteful. Tasteful.
Bumper Sticker #3
"Don't Steal. The Government Hates Competition"
We're not really sure how this last bumper sticker ties into the overall theme of the sex machine. Any ideas?
It's so nice when car owners take the time to adhere entertaining bumper stickers to their cars. And we have to say, despite our joking, it is refreshing to see something other than a "Draft Obama" bumper sticker in SF very once in a while.


It's so silly when people black out license plate numbers. There's NO reason to do this, other than you saw them do it once on the evening news and you thought it was cool
once again the inner sunset provides rockin' entertainment at a price anyone can afford.
check out my flickr stream for the poor toyota that got totally pwned by the storm.
Sadly, this car is missing the ultra-classy "Mean people suck. Nice people swallow!" bumper sticker.
Coincidentally, I saw this little winner on the way in to work today: "Injection is nice, But I'd rather be blown." It works on two levels!
i saw "gravity gets me down" the other day.
heh.
I've always wanted a bumper sticker that says, "Bumper Sticker."
No one steal my idea, k?
my fav, 'visualize using your turn signal'
Reminds me of the bumber sticker on the car Joe Blue drove to a candidate forum when he was running for District 6 Supe in 2000
"A Nice Ass Should Be Seen & Not Heard"