If you have a free second - provided you have finished reading each SFist story and clicking on every one of our advertisers, of course - checkout the Guardian's "Offies" of 2007 - their Off-Guard Awards for the "dumbest, lamest, most pitiful, and most bizarre moments of a year that's finally, finally over." A couple of them that made us chortle:

WHEN A SIMPLE "CUNT" OR "PUSSY" JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

A Florida production of The Vagina Monologues sought to avoid controversy by changing its name to The Hoohaa Monologues.

GOOD ONE, JEN — WAY TO ACCUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND OF DATE RAPE

Siebel said Newsom's affair with Rippey-Tourk "was nothing but a few incidents when she showed up passed out outside of his door."

(They said the "c" word. Heh.)

Anyway, SFBG also mentions good ol' SFist, which almost always guarantees some linkage; we're just that cheaply whoreish. And you know who else mentioned us? San Francisco Magazine. (Oooh, a shiny glossy mag!) It seems that their year-end poll picked SFist as "Best Bay Area Blog of 2007." Clearly, San Francisco Magazine readers are insane - discriminating, but insane. Thanks, guys.