So, it's the eleventh hour and you've decided against crushing up a couple of Ambiens into a mug of fume blanc and calling it a year. Instead, you've turned that frown upside down, choosing to see what's happening tonight on New Year's Eve 2008. Good for you. And to help you out, here are some last-minute events for each neighborhood in the San Francisco. Just follow links for more info; they will provide you with more in-depth details.

And remember, we care about you guys, so remember to drink plenty and drink often tonight.

• Haight: Club Deluxe NYE Comedy Extravaganza (Stand up comedy while betting buzzed off of gin martinis.)
• Fisherman's Wharf: New Year's Eve Peace Party at the Wax Museum (NYE at the Wharf? Why not.)
• Bayview-Hunter's Point: Cyclecide Bike Rodeo New Year’s Eve Show at Ace Auto Junkyard (Dear God, run for your life-- um, we mean, this will be a most festive, cyclist-friendly bash.)
• Downtown/Rincon Hill: Diplo (DJ/genius spins at Temple)
• Fillmore-Pacific Heights: Count Basie Orchestra with Ledisi (We love us some Ledisi. And she sings for the imbibed masses at Yoshi's SF.)
• Tenderloin: Bearracuda New Years' Eve (Party in cracktown for large and/or enthusiastically hairy homosexual men.)
• Mission: Gold Rush! New Year's Eve at the Lexington Club (It's like The L Word, only dirtier and even more dramatic.)
• Hayes Valley: New Year's Eve Super Funtabulous Dance Party (At the Rickshaw Stop, with Bat Makumba, Forro Brazuca, and DJ Vanka)
• Union Square/Chinatown: Comedy on the Square (featuring Brent Weinbach, Michael Meehan, Lynn Ruth Miller, and Tony Sparks)
  
• Richmond: The Mermen & the Shitones (Live music in the Outer Richmond at the Beach Chalet Brewery.)
• SOMA: Bootie's NYE Party (Over at DNA Lounge, featuring mash-up sounds and 18-and-over tail.)
• Castro: Sandra Berndard (Live at the Castro Theatre, "There must've been dust on those mints," etc., etc.)
• Sunset: DJ Smackdown at the Riptide (DJs Haphazard and Pacifica Brian battle it out by the fire.)

For more events, visit Laughing Squid (whose Squid List we shamelessly pilfered. Thanks, Scott!) or SF Weekly, or SFBG.

Image of mouth-watering absinthe verte: Flickr's keckler22.