December 31, 2007
Body Dysmorphia-Inducing Mannequins Gone Wild
Wasn't "wardrobe-malfunction" a runner-up for Word (Phrase?) of the Year a few years back? (We have neither the energy nor patience to look for it. We're in the midst of a Walgreens discount holiday candy comedown, and it's painful. Seriously.) Anyway, at the risk of sounding like SNL's "Weekend Update" circa 2005, we present to you a couple of mannequins who look like they were either interrupted in the middle of a sexual assault, or in the process of making a baby mannequin together. (Aw.)
An SFist reader sent us these mildly NSFW shots he snapped up at two storefront windows in a place he calls "Omaha, Nebraska." Strange.
Another shot, one going out to all you fine heterosexual males and randy dykes out there, after the jump.
Heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh. heh. Heh. Heh.
Image credit: Jake Torrens
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Is that a Hollister store window? If it is, it's not surprising. A quote from an old salon.com article on A&F/Hollister CEO Mike Jeffries:
"That looks great," he said as the young man did a 360, the pants sagging off his ass. Jeffries looked at the mannequin again. "Are the pants low enough? This guy's got it lower."
"They're right at the edge of falling off," said an assistant.
"OK, that's good," Jeffries said. "Let's get them as low as we can without them falling off. We don't want him looking like an old guy."
I only clicked on this to read the ads! I swear!
" are my hairless mutant dick and balls showing enough to earn rent money??
Am considered to be a ho if I'm showing crack too?
circ is one of my charity places.
when I first heard it I went into shock for years.
There are a number of very painful methods, when he can't do I thing. The dr can take off as much of the penile as he wants.
THe baby is spread eagle screaming. Likely you won't forget. Why should women care. they get nothing like it. Why is it that the foreskin annoys everyone? Go to india, and you be one in 2 billion