Tatiana the Tiger's Official MySpace Memorial Page

Where to begin? Well, for starters, the page's score set to The Lion King's eleventh-hour song "Circle of Life." While we tend to loathe music set to any page on the webs, this is fitting. And touching. But Tatiana's official postmortem MySpace page offers more than just Elton John-manufactured teardrops. You can find informative links to such items as the transcript to Nancy Grace's show on the tiger attacks, a makeshift memorial of sorts, and more. (Also, according to the site, Tatiana was a Cancer, the moodiest astrological sign of them all. Just saying.)

What's more, the page has already garnered some choice testimonials:

• "THIS TIGER IS 100% innocent. PEOPLE SUCK!!!" -- +AVENGING ANGEL+
• "You were my favorite tiger. =( R.I.P." -- Kenna
• "Prayers & Blessings" -- Nicole & Blakie (Congenital Heart Defect Survivor)
• "HOW COME WHEN A HUMAN IS FOUND KILLING A ANIMAL, WHY ISN'T HE SHOT TO DEATH???? . . . AND FOR THE SCUM THAT ACTUALLY OPENED FIRE ON HER........ONE WORD..........KARMA!!!!!" -- Amy :)

We assume most of you MySpacers out there would love to chime in with your own personal testimonials. Visit the Official R.I.P. Tatiana Site™ here to pay your respects.