December 28, 2007
Loosest Bay Area Screw Victor: Ed Jew

Former District 4 SF Supervisor, rumored florist with a flair, __________ resident, charming fibber, and triple-threat criminal fatal optimist Edmund "Ed" Jew takes this year's title for Loosest Screw of 2007. Congrats, Ed!
Velvet unicorns, tiny faeries, Quickly SNAFUs, chocolate sprinkles, My Little Pony, a San Francisco address, the 4th dimension, Jodie Foster's affection - you were as crazy as you wanted to be in 2007.
Thank us? Oh no, Ed Jew!: thank you.


I wonder if we can get an Ed Jew mugshot from the police. I remember that he got booked in Burlingame (where one of his "homes" is located).
I still think Frank Chu tops Ed for sheer nuttiness. Frank's our modern-day Emperor Norton.
And Frank once took his own family hostage and took a potshot at a cop. How about that!
Nah, Frank Chu appropriated his nuttiness from longer-time San Jose eccentric Bill Chew, the roller-skating cowboy.
Sylvia Johnson, the perennial incoherent public speaker at most Board of Supes [etc] meetings.