Loosest Bay Area Screw Victor: Ed Jew

Former District 4 SF Supervisor, rumored florist with a flair, __________ resident, charming fibber, and triple-threat criminal fatal optimist Edmund "Ed" Jew takes this year's title for Loosest Screw of 2007. Congrats, Ed!

Velvet unicorns, tiny faeries, Quickly SNAFUs, chocolate sprinkles, My Little Pony, a San Francisco address, the 4th dimension, Jodie Foster's affection - you were as crazy as you wanted to be in 2007.

Thank us? Oh no, Ed Jew!: thank you.