While cruising over at ValleyWag -- their editors are kinda cute, yes? -- we came across an iPhone ad parody that is, in fact, an actual marriage proposal created by one "Claude M" for "Doris," his honeybunney. How entirely sterile and unromantic.

We love it.

Although if anyone ever offers us exceptionally large diamond ring (sigh), we hope it's done via a Jack In The Box or L'Oreal-Penelope Cruz commercial parody. We love those ads, and they're far less cloying than iPhone's.