SFist: Sandra Bernhard's New Year's Eve Extravaganza

OUTspoken

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:56:05 -0800

OUTspoken

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:55:35 -0800

Would you believe that before Sandra Bernhard began her career as a stand-up comedian she was a manicurist for a posh L.A. salon? She’s even posed nude for Playboy Magazine. So it shouldn’t surprise you that the performer who has been challenging fans and critics with her knife-edged humor, satire and emotive performances on film, television and stage will be performing at the Miss Trannyshack Pageant 2007! What are you most known for? My wonderful abstract paintings. What is your greatest fear? That I won’t be able to upgrade to first class. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Elizabeth the First What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I’m gassy. What is your greatest extravagance? I wish I had one. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Big tits. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Honey! What or who is the greatest love of your life? My daughter and my girlfriend. Which talent would you most like to have? To be a great sculptor What is your current state of mind? Wintery If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would have a higher arch in my foot If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? I’m totally satisfied as my self, thank you Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Neely O’Hara Who are your heroes in real life? Chrissi Hynde, Roseanne, Hilary Clinton, Natalie Maines What is it that you most dislike? Dirty bathrooms What is your motto? Put it out there, take control, be compassionate What turns you on? Nude dancing and thinly sliced sushi What turns you off? Airport security. Who should play you in the movie of your life? A young Julie Christie Finally, Do you have a shameless plug? 2008 is the 20th anniversary of “Without You I’m Nothing.” So to celebrate, I’m hitting the road with a revival / reworking that will blow your minds! See you there! outspokensf dot com

OUTspoken

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:46:50 -0800

b_rad

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:52:44 -0800

Sorry DJ, not at the Castro, unless she struts down the aisles. I wouldn't put it past her.

DJTennessee

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:49:00 -0800

>>TWO EXTRA TICKETS FOR SALE: 3rd row stage right. on Craigslist Can one "full on" reach her ass from these seats?

b_rad

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:14:51 -0800

I saw her at Bimbo's too and when she passed our table my friend full on grabbed her ass. She didn't bat an eyelash, just kept right on singing, "and you're gonna love me..." TWO EXTRA TICKETS FOR SALE: 3rd row stage right. on Craigslist

DJTennessee

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:26:38 -0800

Th'fuck you doing in the ladies' room at Bimbo's, Brock?

jameth

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:20:30 -0800

i can't go. i heard she is not wearing a strap-on. screw that.