December 27, 2007
Sandra Bernhard's New Year's Eve Extravaganza
The last time we saw Sandra Bernhard, which was at Bimbo's earlier this year, we almost walked into her as we were leaving the ladies room and she was making her entrance from the back of the theater, crooning "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going." After a stagehand or security guy or au pair grabbed and shook the holy hell out of us, preventing us from colliding with Ms. Sandra, we went back to our seat, shamefaced. Naturally, out of fear, we can never ever see her again. Ever. But you sure can. In fact, you can catch her during her annual New Year's Eve stint here in glorious San Francisco.
Who is she, you ask? Well, she was in The King of Comedy playing the best stalker in the world, ever. She understands Liza Minnelli. She was Nancy (the dyke) on Roseanne. The archnemisis of the vile Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She can wear pretty much anything. She possesses a voice that will blow you to the back wall of the theater, comedic stylings that will have you wetting your G-Stars, and blunt insight that will have you scratching your well-exfoliated chins.
Event: Sandra Bernhard's New Year’s Eve Extravaganza
When: New Year's Eve, of course
Where: Castro Theatre
Time: 11 p.m.
Cost: $35-$100
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i can't go. i heard she is not wearing a strap-on. screw that.
Th'fuck you doing in the ladies' room at Bimbo's, Brock?
I saw her at Bimbo's too and when she passed our table my friend full on grabbed her ass. She didn't bat an eyelash, just kept right on singing, "and you're gonna love me..."
TWO EXTRA TICKETS FOR SALE: 3rd row stage right.
on Craigslist
>>TWO EXTRA TICKETS FOR SALE: 3rd row stage right.
on Craigslist
Can one "full on" reach her ass from these seats?
Sorry DJ, not at the Castro, unless she struts down the aisles. I wouldn't put it past her.
Would you believe that before Sandra Bernhard began her career as a stand-up comedian she was a manicurist for a posh L.A. salon? She’s even posed nude for Playboy Magazine. So it shouldn’t surprise you that the performer who has been challenging fans and critics with her knife-edged humor, satire and emotive performances on film, television and stage will be performing at the Miss Trannyshack Pageant 2007!
What are you most known for?
My wonderful abstract paintings.
What is your greatest fear?
That I won’t be able to upgrade to first class.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Elizabeth the First
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I’m gassy.
What is your greatest extravagance?
I wish I had one.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Big tits.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Honey!
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My daughter and my girlfriend.
Which talent would you most like to have?
To be a great sculptor
What is your current state of mind?
Wintery
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would have a higher arch in my foot
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
I’m totally satisfied as my self, thank you
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Neely O’Hara
Who are your heroes in real life?
Chrissi Hynde, Roseanne, Hilary Clinton, Natalie Maines
What is it that you most dislike?
Dirty bathrooms
What is your motto?
Put it out there, take control, be compassionate
What turns you on?
Nude dancing and thinly sliced sushi
What turns you off?
Airport security.
Who should play you in the movie of your life?
A young Julie Christie
Finally, Do you have a shameless plug?
2008 is the 20th anniversary of “Without You I’m Nothing.” So to celebrate, I’m hitting the road with a revival / reworking that will blow your minds! See you there!
http://www.outspokensf.com
Would you believe that before Sandra Bernhard began her career as a stand-up comedian she was a manicurist for a posh L.A. salon? She’s even posed nude for Playboy Magazine. So it shouldn’t surprise you that the performer who has been challenging fans and critics with her knife-edged humor, satire and emotive performances on film, television and stage will be performing at the Miss Trannyshack Pageant 2007!
What are you most known for?
My wonderful abstract paintings.
What is your greatest fear?
That I won’t be able to upgrade to first class.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Elizabeth the First
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I’m gassy.
What is your greatest extravagance?
I wish I had one.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Big tits.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Honey!
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My daughter and my girlfriend.
Which talent would you most like to have?
To be a great sculptor
What is your current state of mind?
Wintery
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would have a higher arch in my foot
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
I’m totally satisfied as my self, thank you
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Neely O’Hara
Who are your heroes in real life?
Chrissi Hynde, Roseanne, Hilary Clinton, Natalie Maines
What is it that you most dislike?
Dirty bathrooms
What is your motto?
Put it out there, take control, be compassionate
What turns you on?
Nude dancing and thinly sliced sushi
What turns you off?
Airport security.
Who should play you in the movie of your life?
A young Julie Christie
Finally, Do you have a shameless plug?
2008 is the 20th anniversary of “Without You I’m Nothing.” So to celebrate, I’m hitting the road with a revival / reworking that will blow your minds! See you there!
outspokensf dot com
Would you believe that before Sandra Bernhard began her career as a stand-up comedian she was a manicurist for a posh L.A. salon? She’s even posed nude for Playboy Magazine. So it shouldn’t surprise you that the performer who has been challenging fans and critics with her knife-edged humor, satire and emotive performances on film, television and stage will be per
outspokensf dot com