Hank III's Myspace page says it all,

Well i aint the best......I aint the worst...A bit shy and kinda a workaholic,Seems Like im good for bout five years of good lovin and Pornstar sex and then things seem to go to hell.but so far so good...So if your lookin for some trouble come on me and my Gals way!!!

We're sad to report that your chances to get "five years of good lovin' and pornstar sex" just got worse. Hank III (a bona fide grammar enthusiast), the grandson of Hank Williams, Sr. and the son of Hank Williams Jr, has canceled his opening act for Reverend Horton Heat tonight at the Fillmore. You can get a full refund at point of purchase, but if you weren't going to check out Hank III's package, don't despair, Reverent Horton Heat and Nashville Pussy are still performing. Thank God that rockabilly still lives on. (Actually, why didn't they just cancel the whole thing - seems like a better plan.)

If you are that hard-up, it seems that you can just fly to Nashville and get some rock-star love. Sorry guys, he's just into girls, though reportedly, he's into ménage à trois, but just with the ladies though. It's sick what you can learn on MySpace these days.

We're sure his Grandpa would be proud.

Read Live Nations' Press Release after the jump:

REVEREND HORTON HEAT with Nashville Pussy The Fillmore Tonight, Wednesday., December 26, Doors 7:00PM / Show 8:00PM Tickets are $35.00 general admission plus applicable service charges...all ages

Limited tickets will be available at the door.

Reverend Horton Heat's opening act, Hank III has canceled. The rest of the program will play as planned.